A post about Brutal Legend (Note: Totally NOT about Uncharted 2)

I'm pointedly ignoring the fact that a large amount of the people on my friends list are already playing the full version of Uncharted 2. Yes, I know that the game is available at Datablitz. I can give them some of my money and they will give it to me if I do so. But I promised myself that I would let my girlfriend buy it for me so I can save money. Yes. That is indeed what I will do.

Resist, John, resist!

Which makes me wonder... how the fuck am I supposed to pick up my copy of Brutal Legend from DB tommorow without getting tempted into buying Uncharted 2? Argggh! Yeah, I know that I don't really trust IGN much (I don't trust them at all, actually) but goddamn, their reviews for Brutal Legend are getting me all hyped up. I'm kinda bummed that DataBlitz isn't giving away a free T-shirt with my copy, but I'm cool with that as long as they sell it for cheap. The game looks really fun, it's by Tim Schafer, and after all, playing as an overweight-but-still-totally-metal version of Jack Black has to be just as cool as playing as a gum-chewin', one-liner spewin', lead shootin', rootin' tootin' superheroic debonair invincible action Jesus like Nathan Drake right?

Right?

Hey come on, roll with me here!

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OK, maybe not. I'm still buying Brutal Legend.

(I apologize for the title of this post being a little misleading. For a post about Brutal Legend, more than 50% of it was about Uncharted 2. Goddamn Game of the Year candidates.)

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FUCK IT! THERE'S NO MORE USE PRETENDING! UNCHARTED 2 IS T3H SEX! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BUY ME A COPY NOW!

*sobs softly*